Hombemtit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, clever meerkat.

Hombemtit created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hombemtit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hombemtit, she will have a low opinion of you.

Hombemtit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hombemtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.