Limxinvan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured wren.

Limxinvan created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limxinvan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Limxinvan, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Limxinvan's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Limxinvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to porpoises while wearing fawn coats.

2. Retreat if six mice approach from the south.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never hurt foxes.