Yoklipjab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless centaur.

Yoklipjab created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoklipjab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yoklipjab, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yoklipjab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yoklipjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Retreat if five whales approach from the west.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.