Gatbegcud is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful goose.

Gatbegcud created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatbegcud, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gatbegcud, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gatbegcud's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gatbegcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Gatbegcud in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shave your feet.