Nuttyogpop is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain ferret.

Nuttyogpop created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttyogpop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nuttyogpop, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nuttyogpop's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nuttyogpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Run away if eight badgers approach from the north.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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