Vannurthab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet jackal.

Vannurthab created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vannurthab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vannurthab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Vannurthab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vannurthab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven tin sculptures of Vannurthab on top of important buildings.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

5. Never chant in the presence of moths.