Tonkonjat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, fussy dragon.

Tonkonjat created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkonjat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tonkonjat, he will come to you in dreams.

Tonkonjat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Tonkonjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.