Tonkonjat is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, fussy
dragon.
Tonkonjat created silver seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tonkonjat, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Tonkonjat, he will come to you in dreams.
Tonkonjat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Tonkonjat's Holy Commandments1. Never think about cell theory.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not eat spinach.
5. Birds are not to be trusted.