Stikfodfat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, caring capybara.

Stikfodfat created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikfodfat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stikfodfat, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Stikfodfat's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Stikfodfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back black.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.