Tit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, vain fairy.

Tit created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tit, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.