Armlikzed is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish hare.

Armlikzed created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armlikzed, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Armlikzed, it will jump up and down on your head.

Armlikzed's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Armlikzed's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry monkeys.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always look after injured seals.