Fatbepdab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-assured ant.

Fatbepdab created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatbepdab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fatbepdab, he will refuse to believe in you.

Fatbepdab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fatbepdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. You must pray to Fatbepdab eight times a day.