Ratpagmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, weak dryad.

Ratpagmeg created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Ratpagmeg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ratpagmeg, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ratpagmeg's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ratpagmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.