Yimflatnan is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, astonishing
ant.
Yimflatnan created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yimflatnan, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Yimflatnan, he will turn you into a snail.
Yimflatnan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Yimflatnan's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear nickel on your body.
2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.
3. Never eat oranges.
4. Pray towards the north.
5. Never write about enzymes.