Yimflatnan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, astonishing ant.

Yimflatnan created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimflatnan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yimflatnan, he will turn you into a snail.

Yimflatnan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Yimflatnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never write about enzymes.