Sisbidril Hadfenfom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered gerbil.

Sisbidril Hadfenfom created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisbidril Hadfenfom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sisbidril Hadfenfom, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sisbidril Hadfenfom's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sisbidril Hadfenfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of manatees.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Sisbidril Hadfenfom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.