Cenlapfon Giglarpkam is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring bee.

Cenlapfon Giglarpkam created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenlapfon Giglarpkam, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cenlapfon Giglarpkam, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cenlapfon Giglarpkam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cenlapfon Giglarpkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Always help sick geese.

5. Never talk about voles.