Tundudtof is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, calm shark.

Tundudtof created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tundudtof, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tundudtof, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tundudtof's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tundudtof's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Tundudtof loves geese, so they must be respected.

5. Never paint your legs green.