Davhatwan is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, cheerful goblin.

Davhatwan created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davhatwan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Davhatwan, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Davhatwan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Davhatwan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never hop in holy places.