Carbuggess is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unselfish dingo.

Carbuggess created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carbuggess, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Carbuggess, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Carbuggess' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Carbuggess' Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not kill geese.

4. Never run in the presence of gulls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.