Jenvogstip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, compassionate donkey.

Jenvogstip created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenvogstip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jenvogstip, it will turn you into a frog.

Jenvogstip's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Jenvogstip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jenvogstip.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near doves while wearing blue scarves and balancing nine iron spheres on your chest.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Jenvogstip on top of all buildings.