Hudkon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, weak hippopotamus.

Hudkon created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudkon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudkon, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hudkon's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hudkon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Erect six silver sculptures of Hudkon on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never feed rice to birds while wearing red trousers.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.