Bambosstenbon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient hamster.

Bambosstenbon created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bambosstenbon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bambosstenbon, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bambosstenbon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bambosstenbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of birds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Bambosstenbon loves geese, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.