Siswankikmipwotdodlab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, prudent raccoon.

Siswankikmipwotdodlab created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Siswankikmipwotdodlab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Siswankikmipwotdodlab, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Siswankikmipwotdodlab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Siswankikmipwotdodlab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four otters approach from the west.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Siswankikmipwotdodlab on top of all buildings.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.