Bedlenyok is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish raccoon.

Bedlenyok created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedlenyok, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedlenyok, she will turn you into a snail.

Bedlenyok's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bedlenyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near doves while wearing yellow dresses.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Bedlenyok in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always look after injured gulls.