Mabdogvil is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever walrus.

Mabdogvil created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabdogvil, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mabdogvil, he will throw large rocks at you.

Mabdogvil's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Mabdogvil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn moths, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed corn to frogs while wearing kilts.