Nadmidkapkar is a god.

She takes the form of a small, all-knowing scorpion.

Nadmidkapkar created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadmidkapkar, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nadmidkapkar, she will laugh at you.

Nadmidkapkar's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Nadmidkapkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Feed all hungry birds.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Do not keep seven dolphins in a large pit.

5. Do not kill eagles.