Rullnilaf Barncubfob Satbasslog is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil narwhal.

Rullnilaf Barncubfob Satbasslog created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rullnilaf Barncubfob Satbasslog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rullnilaf Barncubfob Satbasslog, it will laugh at you.

Rullnilaf Barncubfob Satbasslog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rullnilaf Barncubfob Satbasslog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.