Sitsitarm is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing elephant.

Sitsitarm created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitsitarm, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sitsitarm, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sitsitarm's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sitsitarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect four titanium sculptures of Sitsitarm on top of important buildings.

5. Hide from pink foxes for they are unholy.