Garzenrut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident beaver.

Garzenrut created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garzenrut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Garzenrut, she will turn you into a rat.

Garzenrut's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Garzenrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not take Garzenrut's name in vain.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Garzenrut.

5. Do not keep six dogs in a large pit.