Figdagmig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient penguin.

Figdagmig created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figdagmig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Figdagmig, it will not care at all.

Figdagmig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Figdagmig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Figdagmig.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must pray to Figdagmig seven times a day.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Worship no other gods but Figdagmig.