Cincenaf is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous rat.

Cincenaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Cincenaf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cincenaf, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cincenaf's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cincenaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near geese while wearing white scarves.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide if six foxes approach from the east.