Veenrutveg is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured pig.

Veenrutveg created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenrutveg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Veenrutveg, she will think nothing of it.

Veenrutveg's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Veenrutveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four squirrels in a large pit.

2. Always obey Veenrutveg's priests.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Veenrutveg.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.