Riparfbin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, smart mongoose.

Riparfbin created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Riparfbin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Riparfbin, it will turn you into a rock.

Riparfbin's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Riparfbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear white shorts.

5. Run away from orange tortoises, for they are unholy.