Capmaphiv is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered swan.

Capmaphiv created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capmaphiv, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Capmaphiv, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Capmaphiv's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Capmaphiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Hide if five badgers approach from the south.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat onions.