Bodtiflag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident unicorn.

Bodtiflag created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodtiflag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bodtiflag, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bodtiflag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bodtiflag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.