Gubkomzod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate seal.

Gubkomzod created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubkomzod, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gubkomzod, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gubkomzod's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gubkomzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.