Fodnarzen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest pigeon.

Fodnarzen created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodnarzen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fodnarzen, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fodnarzen's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fodnarzen's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Fodnarzen loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Run away from indigo geese, for they are unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.