Ontbest is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, contented warg.

Ontbest created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Ontbest, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ontbest, it will turn you into a snail.

Ontbest's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ontbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Ontbest loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think ill of sick eagles.