Stiklikpom is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless
naga.
Stiklikpom created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stiklikpom, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Stiklikpom, she will attempt to scare you with hail.
Stiklikpom's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Stiklikpom's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of garlic to birds while wearing purple hats.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Always treat manatees with great respect.
4. Never wear shorts.
5. Learn five new languages a year.