Stiklikpom is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless naga.

Stiklikpom created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiklikpom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stiklikpom, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stiklikpom's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Stiklikpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of garlic to birds while wearing purple hats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always treat manatees with great respect.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Learn five new languages a year.