Logflowjab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying troll.

Logflowjab created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Logflowjab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Logflowjab, it will turn you into a dog.

Logflowjab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Logflowjab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not shave your neck.