Butbomfarbepmumcardad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid lobster.

Butbomfarbepmumcardad created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butbomfarbepmumcardad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Butbomfarbepmumcardad, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Butbomfarbepmumcardad's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Butbomfarbepmumcardad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Butbomfarbepmumcardad.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.