Zodkabcep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, confident skunk.

Zodkabcep created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodkabcep, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zodkabcep, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zodkabcep's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Zodkabcep's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.