Madbesttal is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful aardvark.

Madbesttal created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Madbesttal, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Madbesttal, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Madbesttal's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Madbesttal's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick rats.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Retreat if three squirrels approach from the south.

4. Put Madbesttal first in all things.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.