Budjigpan is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, narcissistic
gnu.
Budjigpan created Europe two million years ago.
If you believe in
Budjigpan, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Budjigpan, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Budjigpan's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Budjigpan's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
3. Always help monkeys.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.