Poptip is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, tiresome jellyfish.

Poptip created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poptip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Poptip, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Poptip's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Poptip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Poptip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Never hurt shrews.