Rawkonhadjad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil dolphin.

Rawkonhadjad created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawkonhadjad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rawkonhadjad, he will cry a lot.

Rawkonhadjad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rawkonhadjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Never think ill of sick sharks.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Do not keep four hamsters in a large pit.

5. Do not sit in public.
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