Shavpagfot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, witty mouse.

Shavpagfot created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavpagfot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Shavpagfot, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Shavpagfot's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Shavpagfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Always help sick geese.