Cipfodlun is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, amazing horse.

Cipfodlun created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipfodlun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cipfodlun, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cipfodlun's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cipfodlun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Never talk about swans.