Nullsid is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy unicorn.

Nullsid created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullsid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nullsid, it will be very sad.

Nullsid's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nullsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never skip in the presence of geese.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.