Cutlatbag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty cow.

Cutlatbag created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutlatbag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cutlatbag, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cutlatbag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cutlatbag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.