Omtmegrillcet is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, narcissistic armadillo.

Omtmegrillcet created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtmegrillcet, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Omtmegrillcet, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Omtmegrillcet's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Omtmegrillcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Never look in ponds.
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