Mapcedgess is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced alligator.

Mapcedgess created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Mapcedgess, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mapcedgess, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mapcedgess' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Mapcedgess' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine great tits approach from the south.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.