Spagmanjad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless lizard.

Spagmanjad created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagmanjad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Spagmanjad, it will not care.

Spagmanjad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Spagmanjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Always take life seriously.